Drying oil paints is a subject that every oil painter can talk about endlessly. If you are around oil painters and everyone is out of conversation in one of those awkward silences, ask, “How do you all dry your oil paints?” You’ll instantly re-start the conversation for hours. This will also be a good time to exit the room unnoticed.
My method is still by far the easiest, fastest, and most potentially fatal of them all.
No, really, I will not be held responsible for your 3rd-degree burns and ruined life. You think I'm kidding?